? the Tumblr

The tumblr of ? the platypus. I have chosen not to reveal my gender and accept any pronoun (They, Them, their, themself are slightly more acceptable but he, she, it and anything else you wish to use will not cause offence)

October 26, 2023 at 6:14am
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Heiko Hellwig: Silicon Cities (2017)

Colorful Circuit Cities Built From Motherboards, Processors, and Microchips. Hellwig built these cityscapes last year using the guts of old MacBooks, IBMs, and even PlayStations that he scavenged from eBay and friends’ basements.

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October 24, 2023 at 6:41am
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I is so rare for an anime to do this right.

October 22, 2023 at 8:55pm
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8:54pm
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I love having a medical condition that makes arranging appointments for medical services difficult.

October 20, 2023 at 8:10am
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god is a girl (pejorative)

God is a girl (nightcore)

October 16, 2023 at 6:59pm
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peniswizard69 asked:

I just learned that the scientific name for wolverine is Gulo gulo. And one of the subspecies is Gulo gulo gulo. And I think that's delightful

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hapalopus:

one-weird-mammal-a-day:

Western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla)

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Scandinavian red fox (Vulpes vulpes vulpes)

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European moose (Alces alces alces)

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American plains bison (Bison bison bison)

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Green iguana (Iguana iguana iguana)

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Roof rat (Rattus rattus rattus)

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Linnaeus’ idea (Idea idea idea)

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Banjofish (Banjos banjos banjos)

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What a great Idea!

This post needs more Bubo bubo bubo

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Honorable mention to Ursus arctos arctos (Eurasian brown bear), which does translate to “bear bear bear” but uses both Latin and Greek to do it

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5:59pm
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Every time I experience a Healthcare visit I become aware again that I would help everyone save money in a socialized system because I would not willingly seek this shit out even if it were free.

Just saw this is getting reblogged! That’s great, this hasn’t happened yet, but just putting out there that this in fun and not an invitation to share your medical trauma with me, a stranger you don’t know

This is a post about me being bored and annoyed at the optometrist.

5:59pm
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props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

As a recovering business major, I agree. You just repeat stuff AND it doesn’t have to he true.

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This question has a story behind it.

October 13, 2023 at 4:41am
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officialdamonalbarn:

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

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THANK YOU

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somebody please explain

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

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It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

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You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

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jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

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HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

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as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

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