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October 20, 2014 at 4:11am
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Reblogged from copperbadge

For the Record →

copperbadge:

worriedaboutmyfern:

copperbadge:

No apologia, no redemption, for Schmidt or for Hydra.

In a weird way, I love both this denunciation and the crazed fannish brains that apparently made it necessary. NO PARDON FOR THE RED SKULL! NO REDEMPTION FOR JOHANN…

stormingtheivory

1:19am
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Reblogged from dailyplatypus
unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

this is a weird cat

unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

this is a weird cat

(Source: zoo.org.au, via airyairyquitecontrary)

12:30am
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Reblogged from shitrichcollegekidssay

Anonymous said: uh you know douche is kind of a shit insult cause it is tied to the idea that vaginas are unclean, right?

shitrichcollegekidssay:

Asshole then

Mod R

However douches are useless pysdomedical devices imposed on women because they are made to think that their bodies are unclean.

October 19, 2014 at 7:13pm
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Reblogged from i-effed-it-all-up

i-effed-it-all-up:

do u ever get like really unbelievably thirsty and u cant stop chugging water and u start to think u might be becoming a mermaid like the kid from the thirteenth year

like yeah im 20 but maybe mermaid puberty came late for me

It is more likely you are becoming diabetic.

(via satsukifawn)

6:46pm
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Reblogged from scareina

scareina:

Everyone, you realize what this means, right?

Caliborn, as Lord English, is just cosplaying his OC.

The OC that he stole, from fanart someone drew.

Fanart that is wearing that coat, because it was seen in the Felt Intermission.

Let that sink in for a moment. Homestuck has actually established a closed paradox loop OUTSIDE OF THE COMIC PROPER.

(via melissadoom)

6:31pm
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Reblogged from csabaklement

(Source: csabaklement, via satsukifawn)

7:37am
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Reblogged from magicalgirlconfessions
magicalgirlconfessions:


I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but I really like what Ore, Twintail ni Narimasu is likely trying to accomplish for another gender swapping magical boy anime. Not to mention, Soji is one hell of a cute twintail girl! He also gets to be the cute little twintail he desires~. I like where this show was going in its premiere. We’re in for a crazy ride, magical girl fandom~!

submitted by palamon

magicalgirlconfessions:

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but I really like what Ore, Twintail ni Narimasu is likely trying to accomplish for another gender swapping magical boy anime. Not to mention, Soji is one hell of a cute twintail girl! He also gets to be the cute little twintail he desires~. I like where this show was going in its premiere. We’re in for a crazy ride, magical girl fandom~!

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7:37am
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Reblogged from markoruffalo

yxoque:

bartlebyshop:

yxoque:

madeofnebulas:

It’s good to meet you, Doctor Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled….

It just bugs me that Tony Stark said “anti-electron” instead of “positron”.

Good, so I wasn’t the only one.

Basically all of the physics jargon in this movie seems to have been designed to be as “offensively” wrong as possible. It really makes it hard for me to take Tony Stark or Bruce Banner seriously.

Stop! Wait! I think I can fanwank my way out of this!

The MCU clearly isn’t our universe. Even with their “superscience” there are still things that are blatantly impossible. Their reality is just different (which is why they have an easier time making super-serums and clean energy reactors, etc.). Part of that difference is that their “science” is just slightly different from ours. This includes things like “anti-electrons.”

"Anti-electron" and "Positron" are synonyms.  It is fine for Tony to say Anti-electron.

(Source: markoruffalo)

12:49am
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Reblogged from dragoncharming


Once upon a time, there was a fetching young wolverine who, wearing her favorite red hood, went skipping through the fields, on the way to her grandmother’s house, carrying a basket of tasty goodies.*
A wolf, who was lurking at the edge of the woods, descended upon the young wolverine and said “Hello, little red riding wolverine, and where are you going in such a hurry?”
"To visit my grandmother," said the young wolverine, as demure and maidenly as a gravelly wolverine baritone can be.
"To visit your…to…grand…to..my goodness, what big teeth you have…" said the wolf, who seemed to have lost his train of thought somewhere.
The wolverine nodded.
"And what…big…claws…you have…" said the wolf, in much the same tone as General Custer commenting on the surprising number of locals at Little Bighorn.
The wolverine nodded.
"I’ll just bugger off, shall I?" said the wolf.
The wolverine nodded.
The wolf slunk gratefully back into the trees and hyperventilated quietly, and the little red riding wolverine skipped merrily through the woods to her grandmother’s house and they ate assorted rodents and watched cartoons and baked cookies happily ever after.  - Ursula Vernon
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*Pepperidge Farms’ Mixed Rodent Party Assortment, to be precise, a pretty good value for the money, although everybody always picks through and eats the gerbils first.

Once upon a time, there was a fetching young wolverine who, wearing her favorite red hood, went skipping through the fields, on the way to her grandmother’s house, carrying a basket of tasty goodies.*

A wolf, who was lurking at the edge of the woods, descended upon the young wolverine and said “Hello, little red riding wolverine, and where are you going in such a hurry?”

"To visit my grandmother," said the young wolverine, as demure and maidenly as a gravelly wolverine baritone can be.

"To visit your…to…grand…to..my goodness, what big teeth you have…" said the wolf, who seemed to have lost his train of thought somewhere.

The wolverine nodded.

"And what…big…claws…you have…" said the wolf, in much the same tone as General Custer commenting on the surprising number of locals at Little Bighorn.

The wolverine nodded.

"I’ll just bugger off, shall I?" said the wolf.

The wolverine nodded.

The wolf slunk gratefully back into the trees and hyperventilated quietly, and the little red riding wolverine skipped merrily through the woods to her grandmother’s house and they ate assorted rodents and watched cartoons and baked cookies happily ever after.  - Ursula Vernon

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*Pepperidge Farms’ Mixed Rodent Party Assortment, to be precise, a pretty good value for the money, although everybody always picks through and eats the gerbils first.

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12:01am
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Reblogged from princessofmind

http://satsukifawn.tumblr.com/post/100365272467/princessofmind-so-okay-i-just-need-to-make-a →

princessofmind:

so okay i just need to make a post about this new anime i started watching, Yuki Yuna wa Yusha de Aru

it’s a magical girl anime, and one of the main characters is disabled

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Togo was in an accident when she was little and hasn’t been able to move or feel her legs since….